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Post by Jeff on Oct 24, 2005 17:22:42 GMT -5
Bagpipe HumorQ. How do you get two bagpipes to play in perfect unison?
A. Shoot one.
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Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
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Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
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Q. What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and dead bagpiper in the road?
A. Skid marks in front of the snake.
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Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.
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Q. What's the range of a bagpipe?
A. Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
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Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A. Someone is blowing into it.
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If you took all the bagpipers in the world and laid them end to end--it would be a good idea.
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Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. To get away from the sound. And many more...
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Post by aggro13 on Oct 24, 2005 19:28:04 GMT -5
I'm seeing a battle...fiddle vs. bagpipe. Unless you have some mean kung-fu moves or you learn some ass-kicking from Jesse, I think Piper Mike can take you Jeff. I'm not taking sides, but he out-weighs you by like 150 or something. ;D
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Post by Jeff on Oct 24, 2005 20:07:53 GMT -5
Oh, there are plenty of fiddle/bodhran/whistle jokes out there. Piper can use Google just fine. For example... When someone tells a guitarist joke, people laugh.
When someone tells a bodhránist joke, people nod in solemn agreement.
How do you know when there is a bodhrán player at your front door ?
The knocking gets faster and faster and faster...
Why do bodhrán players find it difficult to enter a room ?
They never know when to come in. In fact, for most you can just substitute instrument names.  |
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Post by Jeff on Oct 24, 2005 20:08:59 GMT -5
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Post by Jeff on Oct 24, 2005 20:14:43 GMT -5
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Post by Kiltpisser on Oct 25, 2005 14:34:03 GMT -5
What do bodhrán players use for birth control?
Their personalities
-AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH!
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Post by Keeley on Oct 26, 2005 8:05:46 GMT -5
I'm seeing a battle...fiddle vs. bagpipe. Unless you have some mean kung-fu moves or you learn some ass-kicking from Jesse, I think Piper Mike can take you Jeff. I'm not taking sides, but he out-weighs you by like 150 or something. ;D I say we feed the piper and fiddler booze and let them have at...I got twenty on Fiddler Tim... |
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Post by punkqueen on Oct 27, 2005 16:26:51 GMT -5
I always wanted to learn to play the pipes, but I never got the chance to...
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Post by Jeff on Oct 29, 2005 22:07:05 GMT -5
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Post by punkqueen on Oct 30, 2005 20:16:25 GMT -5
LOL how funny.
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aggro13
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Post by aggro13 on Nov 4, 2005 13:28:31 GMT -5
Jeff,
That rules!! ;D
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Post by punkqueen on Nov 6, 2005 21:50:43 GMT -5
I think that's funny. You should put that on the css myspace page
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